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Between 01/01/2023 00:00 and 01/01/2026 00:00
EasyThreads added KawaiiGames to the group. 01/24/2025 05:34
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*had decided to visit since it's been a while and us walking in* Fritz? You home?
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Uhh... yeah... in here.... *he calls out from the kitchen, he's trying to make some popcorn, it's not going well* Stupid microwave.... *is beating it with a monkey wrench*
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*walking in to find the display. She shakes her head* You silly little Tinkerer....*she walks over to the microwave* Go sit down. I'll take care of it. Like old times, yeah? *smiles*
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Huh.... yeah.. I guess so.... *throws the wrench at it on the way out, lodging it in the glass*
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*she begins to make the popcorn*
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Narrator BOT 01/24/2025 05:54
The Microwave explodes in a cloud of sparks smoke, and shrapnel, as the socket wrench goes flying past his head and sticking in the wall
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*hits the deck* GAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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...uhm.....Movies at the resort? They have a free popcorn machine in the theater.
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*still cowering on the floor* Yeah.... sounds good... anywhere but here with... that thing... (edited)
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Narrator BOT 01/24/2025 05:57
The Micrwave hisses and sparks
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gaaaa!!!!
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*picks it up, goes upstairs, and kicks the microwave out the window and letting it fall to the ground off the second floor*
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*opens a vortex, and runs through it, before the microwave can enact it's revenge*
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*shortly after getting home, is immediately rushing to get all the gadgets, gizmos, and appliances locked in the vault*
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Fritz!
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Fritz stop! What are you doing? Honey, it's okay. They're not going to hurt you!
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*muttering* Must lock them up... must be safe... can't hurt me if they're locked away.... must put away.........*fantically shoving shit in the vault*
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*with speed, she is suddenly in front of him. Grabbing his shoulders* Fritz, stop it! Please!
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*standing there holding some small gadgets, and shaking*
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They're not gonna hurt you, Darling....Trust me....now just...put them down....and come to bed?....
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*tosses them in and locks the vault* Okay........*pushes a button to disintegrate everything in the vault*
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Fritttzzzz....Cancel it
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**now**
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Cancel what? *as everything is being de-materialized*
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So you just destroy your life's work because of a movie?! IT'S NOT REAL
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Can't be too careful.
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I'll spend the entire weekend trying to help you rebuild some of it......but first....*carries him to bed*
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